You won't hear them on Top 40 radio, and you definitely won't see them on MTV. Wank Punter creates the kind of music that belongs under you bed, along with your collection of Playboy Magazines and Hustler videos. Systematically censored for their blatant sex appeal, they've instantly become Rock's dirty little secret.

With several LIVE-TO-AIR appearances on Playboy TV under their belt (NIGHT CALLS w/ host Jesse Jane), the boys are prepped and ready for the next major step on their maiden voyage. Their recent L.A. mini tour (which included stops at the famed Whisky A Go Go and the Cat Club) have managed to garner much attention for this whacky "RISQUE ROCK" band, so there's no telling what these boys will accomplish next!

What do they sound like? Imagine a runaway freight train that's on a collision course with morality! Their rock and power pop tunes don't pull any punches, musically or lyrically speaking. Never before has such a motley crew of uber talented freaks been able to come together, literally and figuratively speaking, simply from their mutual love of erotica and gorgeous women.

Consider the Tubes, Alice Cooper and KISS as some of the influences behind the act's visual motif.

Musically? Frank Zappa meets Cheap Trick over at Van Halen's place with vocal sensibilities that conjure memories of bands like the Beatles, if that makes any sense! Bottom line is that these guys can rock and rip it up - on stage or on CD.

So c'mon in and check out why this 'indie' act has managed to achieve so much in such short time! Keeping it real is a major mitigating part of it. You won't find any poseurs here... they've lived the hardcore life and survived long enough to tell ya all about, with tongue firmly planted in cheek of course!


Guest Players
Ray Harrison
Richard Underhill
Jonny Caliente
Andrew Brunet
Rob McLean
Raun Sammut