The 10 hottest female celebrities who got fat

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THE 10 HOTTEST FEMALE CELEBRITIES WHO GOT FAT

It's amazing what happens when hot female celebrities stop eating water pills and Ex-Lax sandwiches and start eating actual food. They're butts and thighs get really big and their faces have this gelatinous substance on them. Their job is to not eat and look hot and our job as civilians is to eat whatever we want, be fat and judge them. When they get fat too, the whole system starts to break down. Next thing you know, female celebrities are going to learn to read and have intelligent conversation with people. That's just insane

#10 Jennifer Lopez - This is what happens when you procreate with Dracula. This is also what happens when Jennifer's top starts to match her drapes.

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#9 Lisa Marie Presley - Lisa really is her father's daughter. If she keeps this up, she's going to die on the toilet taking a massive crap too.

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#8 Tyra Banks - I have to admit, I like chubby Tyra better than thin Tyra (psst ... I'm just saying that because the b*tch is crazy).

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#7 Kelly Clarkson - If Kelly's trying to model her career after Ruben Stoddard, she's definitely on the right track.

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#6 Mariah Carey - Mariah used to be a vison of love, but now she's a vision of tub.

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#5 Janet Jackson - Janet really is a miracle of modern science. She goes from fat to thin almost every other month. I think she had her thin self cloned a few years back, and thin Janet is allowed to leave the house during concert tours.

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#4 Jennifer Love Hewitt - Jennifer's job is to be hot for a living and now she's got the butt of a 50-year old lady who's had seven kids. Come on J-Love, put down the Baconator and get to work.

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#3 Jessica Simpson - It looks like Jessica locked herself in a Chili's and ate nothing but their Smokehouse Bacon Triple-The-Cheese Big Mouth Burger with Jalapeno Ranch Dressing for one month.

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#2 Keely Shaye Smith - Keely used to be a model and the co-host of Unsolved Mysteries. Now Keely no longer has "golden thighs" and she really needs to "diet another day"

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#1 Kirstie Alley - I'll admit it, I kinda thought Kirstie was hot when I was a kid. Now I get a little bit of throw up in my mouth every time I see her.

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I guess we're all only human after all...
I hear they've all taken up the trampoline

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