It is genetically impossible according to science to lick your own elbow.

[RichardRavenhawke]

Free Wank Punter CD to the first one who can lick their elbow and prove it:p

Richard Ravenhawke

[Dyck Spreh]

I might not be able to lick my elbow, but I can touch my sex organ to my shoulder. If I get some free swag, I'll let you see...

[RichardRavenhawke]

Are you from Nantucket?

[Dyck Spreh]

No, but I do own a bucket...

[Sheik]

Ah f**k it!

[Dark Angel]

Oh...ELBOW...Not el Balls

[col_tom]

Oh...ELBOW...Not el Balls

:D Lost In Translation (working title)

[Fiona Fox]

I might not be able to lick my elbow, but I can touch my sex organ to my shoulder
wow, then you dont need a woman... You can give your own self a blowjob without any extra help. Remind me and Sassy to stop paying attention to you.:eek:

[col_tom]

...women would have become extinct eons ago.:D

[Dyck Spreh]

Since when did anyone ever pay attention to me??? :eek:

[Dark Angel]

.......What?

[Dyck Spreh]

Rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!

[Fiona Fox]

Oh... so i see things changed.... Now its "Not so large member"..... Did it get scared and went away in the shell like a turtle? :D

[col_tom]

The colonel doesn't turtle.:p

[Fiona Fox]

Ummm... how do you know those details?.... :eek:

[Dyck Spreh]

What makes you think my sexual organ is my not so large member? I was referring to my tongue being able to touch my shoulder!!!:p

[Sassy]

...women would have become extinct eons ago.:D

Dear, the human race would have become extinct eons ago! Men don't have wombs, nor the eggs needed to make test tube babies.

wow, then you dont need a woman... You can give your own self a blowjob without any extra help. Remind me and Sassy to stop paying attention to you.:eek:

Not hard to do, all it takes is a little bit of stretching every day and in a month any man can blow himself as long as his cock isn't a mushroom.

[Dyck Spreh]

I don't know about you but my body has this thing that prevents me from doing that. It's called a spine....:eek: