Come on people!

[Dark Angel]

Just to get the creative juices flowing...Thought I would start an "Idea Thread"....Song names etc...

Like...James Bondage
Promise (Not to cum in your mouth)
You feel like you sister (Or Mom)
Smack dat ass
Who's your bitch
I'm your bitch

So...you get the idea...anything goes, right?
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[Liberaunchy]

potential songs...

- My Morning Wood
- A Mile High (Mile high club...)
- Those Ain't Real
- Wish I Was Hef
- You Got Spunk
- Happy Ending
- Three's Company

...and soooooo much more...all for 8 easy payments of $13.99, and one terribly difficult payment. :eek:

[col_tom]

Got a theme song for the chief. It's gonna be in a System Of a Down kind of feel with lots of weird operatic voices weaving in and out and it's farkin' funny to boot.

I'll preview what I've got once I emerge from the Punter Laboratory.:p

Added caveat: it will feature section for an elongated bass solo.

[Fiona Fox]

- My Morning Wood
- A Mile High (Mile high club...)
- Those Ain't Real
- Wish I Was Hef
- You Got Spunk
- Happy Ending
- Three's Company


Priceless!!! :D

[Dyck Spreh]

:D Some good stuff!! Actually James Bondage has already been done.
The Monks second album...

Maybe a rhythmic number called the Pole Slide...or A Groove in her Pants
or a Canadian favourite like Tonsil Hockey or Frozen Bone..or country..My Dick has fallen and it can't get up..or My dick's stuck in the chicken so I gotta cross the road...
The possibilities are endless

* The above titles are strictly for demonstration purposes only. Any similarities between these titles and those from someone of actual talent are strictly coincidental...

BTW...he really does have way better smileys than us!!!!

[col_tom]

...but he's a law abiding I.T. He drives the speed limit, remember?:D

[Dyck Spreh]

Jess has never gone the speed limit in his life!!!!

[RichardRavenhawke]

I still think we should do an album entitled "It's all in the wrist" I think that would be an awesome title for a Wank Punter CD.

[Sheik]

Jes is a closet speed freak.... you should've seen the grin on his face when I was flying down the 401 to Cambridge at 160 kph in the Ram.

[Dyck Spreh]

That wasn't a grin. It was a grimace because he just shit himself!!!

[col_tom]

Reminds me of our trip to Montreal for the Best Adult Awards show. Thunderstorm in full swing, my wipers cut out, power windows stop working, no heater or ac... so I pull over to wait it out. With the traffic whizzing by, it would rock the van like no tomorrow so I said fuck it, I'm going for it.

In order to bead the rain off the windshield, I had to gun it up to 160/175kph.

I swear to god, I'd never seen an asian turn whiter than he did. Poor guy must have had a shit 3 times over. Sass got pretty rattled too but having been there and done that, I myself was fine. I figured, if I'm gonna die by some truck plowing into me, I at least wanted to have say in how it was gonna happen.:cool:

[Dyck Spreh]

i'll give you credit..at least you didn't call me at three in the morning to come rescue you...:Argh!:

[Dark Angel]

Pole Slide...
A Groove in her Pants
Tonsil Hockey
Frozen Bone..or country.
My Dick has fallen and it can't get up
My dick's stuck in the chicken so I gotta cross the road...


Now...Mr. Dick Spreh...These are some well thought out titles....Songs already in pre-production???? These are the type of ideas that Im thinking of....What Do you think Col Tom? Think He's onto something? It's his quick witted quirkiness that I've always wanted for myself....

[col_tom]

i'll give you credit..at least you didn't call me at three in the morning to come rescue you...:Argh!:

Ah. The infamous Chili/Gunner caper. I remember it well. Or should I say heard it...:rolleyes: I need an emoticon of a chili pepper trying to fart out a mustard seed. :rotflmao:

[Sheik]

Oh god, that image has me howling. I'm glad that the WP forums are back up. I need a good laugh every day.

:Fight 2:

[col_tom]

Found some good ones today. :Hipster:

[Dyck Spreh]

Indeed!! These are more like it!! Of course I can't find one that's appropriate...

[Dark Angel]

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[jesterz]

Come to think of the trip to Montreal... going was just a foretaste!!! Returning home with that damn van right in front of us loosing control... that was nuts! Now, I was like half awake when that happened and I can say what I saw... it was all in slow motion like the matrix. @_@

[col_tom]

I forgot all about that one. Yeah, this farking idiot was driving a panel van full of equipment and shit, weaving in and out of the lanes when he suddenly loses control of the fucking thing at 140KPH.

And directly in front of us by say, 50 yards...:eek: First reaction was to hammer the breaks but instinct took over and thank god for the guy in the lane beside me as he slowed right down to allow me entry. I had a van full of backline and would have ended up wiping out as well had I hit the breaks hard.

Looking back in the rear view, the door of the passenger side got ripped out and was dangling by a hinge. About a mile further west and we see 3 fire trucks and two ambulances zipping eastbound towards the scene of the accident.

That was one fucking close call. Jes almost looked like a westerner after that one. Eyes the size of frying pans.:rotflmao: