Wank Punter - Music that Belongs Under Your Bed

You won't hear them on Top 40 radio, and you definitely won't see them on MTV.

Wank Punter creates the kind of music that belongs under you bed, along with your collection of Playboy Magazines and Hustler videos.

Systematically censored for their blatant sex appeal, they've instantly become Rock's dirty little secret.

With several LIVE-TO-AIR appearances on Playboy TV (NIGHT CALLS w/ host Jesse Jane), a cameo appearance on Zalman King's upcoming episodic series "Body Language" along with the licensing of 3 songs, exclusive feature coverage in Genesis Magazine, and several appearances on Showcase TV's
"Web Dreams", the boys are prepped and ready for the next major step on their  surrealistic voyage.

What do they sound like? Imagine a runaway freight train that's on a collision course with morality! The Wanks are frank -- they sing about sex, real moments in the quest for sexual intimacy, and the oft-comical obstacles that befall our attempts to bed our targets.

Grinding out solid rock music, they will make you laugh and their explosive shows involve sexy ladies, provocative pyrotechnics, hilarious visual props and the intriguing persona's and wild costumes of all 11
principal members. If Barnum & Bailey managed a rock band, Wank Punter
would be it...

Consider the Tubes, Alice Cooper and KISS as some of the influences behind the act's visual motif. Musically speaking? How about "Frank Zappa meets Cheap Trick over at Van Halen's place" with vocal sensibilities that
conjure up memories of bands like the Beatles and Queen. Bottom line is that these guys and gals can rock and rip it up - on stage and on CD.

Why has this 'indie' act managed to achieve so much in such short time? Keeping it real is a major mitigating part of it. You won't find any poseurs here... they've lived through the dark side of life in the world of adult entertainment and survived long enough to tell you all about, with tongue firmly planted in cheek of course!