Zalman King's Body Language

Zalman King, director of "9 and a Half Weeks", created a new erotic series "Body Language".

Wank Punter did two episode's of Zalman King's Body Language, playing songs off their Unlibricated Album.

Bachelor Party: A young man about to get married throws a wild and crazy bachelor party at the Body Language club.
[Wank Punter Appearance]

The Librarian: Going on-stage to dance with the professional strippers seems like a harmless lark but it is the beginning of a destructive cycle that spins Gigi out of control and into a world of sexual addiction. [Sassy Appearance]

Starring:
Anna Kalina
Jessica Rimmer

Length: 2:00
Rating: R*
Price: 5.99

Interview With Zalman King

Wank Punter Live At the BAA Awards!!

Best Adult Awards
BestAdultAwards.com
Date: August 25, 2007
Location: Marriott Chateau Champlain
1050 de la Gauchetiere Wes
Wank Punter To Appear At Best Adult Awards Show

Montreal -- The seminal porn rock band Wank Punter are slated to return
for a repeat performance at the Best Adult Awards show in Montreal on
August 25th. Back by popular demand, the band will be shaking the
foundations of the Marriott Hotel's quaint cabaret theatre, where the
awards gala will be held.

It's a great follow up to a very successful performance at this year's
inaugural Sex Show 2007 industry trade event (where it's certain they'll be
invited to again next year according to event promoter David Stein) in
Toronto.

Repeat engagements seem to be the norm for this comical band of rock n
roll misfits. For example, they've appeared live on Playboy TV three times
in the last 12 months and have packed the Opera House in Toronto on
numerous occasions.

The band will also have an exhibit booth at Quebec Expo, a tradeshow and
technical conference serving existing and prospective Online Adult
Entertainment professionals across North-America. It is being showcased at
the Marriott Hotel in Montreal and culminates with the BAA gala awards
night on the 25th.

This annual sourcing event provides adult website owners, operators and
webmasters with the information and resources they need to build,
maintain, promote, market and grow a successful adult internet business.

The band will be displaying various promotional items and merchandise as
well as their CD's. Concept creator and producer of the band, Mark
Nakamura, along with Sassy Fluff and Fiona Fox (Ms. Nude Ontario) of Wank
Punter, will be on hand to promote the band and discuss various B to B
synergies such as sync rights licensing, original music production for
your various web/video post production needs, corporate event planning and
management, etc.

For more details about the conference, awards show, and Wank Punter, click
the following links:

bestadultawards.com
qwebec.com
wankpunter.com
myspace.com/wankpunter


June, 2007

Congratulation to Denise!

She won the Dot On Shaft 2B1 Guitar during Wank Punter's performance at the Sex Show 2007! Word has it she is giving it to her son!

Our Next Give Away happens on June 30th at the Opera House!

April 19, 2007

Wank Punter inks endorsement deal with Dot On Shaft Guitars!

Amazing news! Wank Punter had approached a company based out of Barrie Ontario on a tip from a friend and fellow artist in the hope of securing an endorsement deal. I was so impressed with how the instruments looked on line, I had to get a peek at the real deal up close and personal.

When they got back to me, informing me that they were interested in exploring the potential, I damn near fell off my chair. So off I went to Barrie with my trusted wing mate, Discombobulator. Once there, we soon realized that the pictures didn't lie. The instruments were exquisite.

We were quickly introduced to the prorietor. Mike is his name and if ya wanna get yourself an awesome deal, ask for him. He'll treat you like gold! Alas, NO man is an island though and he's no exception. Standing shotgun by his side is his stunning wife Natalie. The two make this operation tick and they've done a marvelous job!

Following is my review of the guitars I received:

Carparelli Sig series

Awesome instrument. Full stop. I can't believe the craftwork that went into this guitar. From the selection of wood to the final finish, the detail is awe inspiring for an instrument priced at $1300 US.

Mike was incredibly honest and had mentioned to me that I might want to look into after-market pick up's but I think they are just fine. They may not be as bright as say, SD's (Seymour Duncan) or Dimarzio's but for me, I'm not into that shredder tone even though I do play through a Messa Boogie Triple Rectifier. I'm old school blues as far as tone goes and this suits me fine!

The problem I was having with my Fender Franken-Strat was the brightness. It was why I began playing a Les Paul Studio model for live gigs. This guitar effectively replaces my Paul and the Gibson will now be retired and/or possibly sold.

The color I chose was the Cherry finish. Damn. What a thing of beauty! As the guitar I chose came right out of the box, it does require a set-up. The intonation needs to be set as well as the action. I'm a tad jealous in that the guitar that my wing mate chose (same model, Blue Pearl finish) is perfectly intonated and does not require action adjustment. RIGHT OUT OF THE SHIPPING BOX!!!

I've worked at Tartini Musical Instruments (distributor of Fender, Leslie, Gemienhart, Rhodes, Slingerland) in my youth (mid 80's) and when I was employed in the warehouse, I'd never seen a Fender come in that DIDN'T require a set up. If we wanted to jam on some of the axes in the factory, we had to do the set up ourselves at the tech bench. Further, we never did any set up's on products shipped to the stores. They went 'as is'.

 

The Dragon:

Now this one fine, sexy biatch! From the mother of pearl inlay of a dragon
going across the body and a smaller scale inlay on the headstock, the
detail is amazing when you consider what this instrument sells for. I've
checked out similar styled axes (sans inlay art of course) by Kramer, ESP,
Dean, EMG, et al, and none have come close to this beauty.

Typically, an axe at this price point usually lacks in certain areas that
might not be noticed at first glance by a novice or intermediate player.
It comes down to tone and quality of the electronics within.

The various companies listed above all came short in that department.
Whether it was cheap asian electronics and/or workmanship (pots, wiring,
toggle switches, caps, jacks, and plain old poor soldering that amounts to
cold joints), or simply being way over-priced for the goods delivered.
They all left me wanting.

Not so for the Dragon. Time will tell how well the toggle will hold up.
But it sounds great. Much fuller bodied in tone than my Franken-Strat and
that thing (my Strat) has an SD stacked Humbucker in the bridge! Don't
know if it's just the particular axe I chose (I didn't test drive several
of the same model) but compared to my Fender, it's MUCH quieter in the
noise dept.

This particular axe will replace the strat and become my defacto signature guitar for live performances. The Carparelli sig will be played whenever my wing mate plays his. That way we can be Bopsy Twin bookends! lol

To say that I am impressed with Dot On Shaft is a huge understatement. Their dedication to selling great instruments at fabulous prices holds true and sincere. It harkens back to the days of yore when proprietors actually cared about your business and went to great lengths to ensure that you were satisfied.

Mike, you rock with major balls! It's an honor to be a part of your extended family and we look forward with great anticipation to a long relationship with your company.

Here's to hoping that we can reciprocate in kind and do you proud in return!

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