July 24

Feedback here with another update.

We just finished another raucous rocker! "Back Door Man" should be uploaded within a week or so. It may very well signify the completion of our debut CD. It's being debated at the moment whether we should add two more songs. We have Play4Money and Dirty Bob Blues ready but we may put them aside for the next release. In any case, as soon as they're done, members to the subscription area of the site will get a sneak audio preview!

Sonic and I just finished writing another tune and hope to lay the tracks shortly. We're already stock-piling shit for the next CD. ; )

The band is planning a CD wrap party in the near future. Not to be confused with our CD release party though, as that latter will be a much tamer affair and is really for the suits, not the fans.

Members of our site will get a personal invite to the wrap party so check your e-mail in box! It's a party ya won't wanna miss! ...

Did I mention there'll be naked chics running around? Oops! My bad.

July 17

Looks like Wank Punter will be getting some video rotation on AOV's pay-per-view stations (one of Canada's largest adult broadcasters - 4 stations in all)! Now how farkin' kewl is that?

Anyway, the shtick being proposed is for all of our tunes to be cut to hardcore porn. Neat, huh? Don't be surprised to find the band spankin' the monkey to their own videos. ;)

We'll be sharing air-time with other stable mates from Ra Media Enterprises, the company that originally signed us to a development deal and who originally negotiated the deal with AOV. The two companies will be exec. producing the content.

They've got some new talent to unveil in the coming months, chiefly among them, the debut of The Fluffettes' inaugural single and subsequent full-length CD.

Drat. Competition... I suppose it stands to reason, being in porn and all. I mean, sex and monogamy aren't what one would consider compatible bedfellows. So I guess it only follows that we won't be Ra Media's only bitch. *lol*

Now about those brown M&M's...

July 12

Got some new tracks coming real soon! It seems the writing combo of Feedback and Sonic Slim has taken off on a life of its very own. Two tracks in particular will probably make the cut for the debut CD. They are: "Back Door Man", a raucous punkified rock n' roll ditty and "Bang, Bang, Bang", another countrified boogie with Sonic Slim's alter ego at the vocal helm.

July 4

Happy birthday, America! Although, any excuse to get shit-faced is alright by Wank Punter, birthday celebration or not. *lol*

We've some more news to divulge as there has been another new addition to the band. Wonderbread joins us as a permanent member of both studio and stage and with him, he brings a wealth of experience playing in some of the world's largest stadiums and concert halls.

Granted, there may be scheduling conflicts regarding some tour dates as he is also the drummer for Tom Cochrane and has performed for David Usher as well (studio/stage). We'll happily wait in line and work our dates to accommodate him as best as possible! The guy is a monster on the drums and has become a major part of the Wank Punter sound.

He'll be replacing Crash on the skins. It seems that our former beat master has disappeared and rumour has it that he'd been arrested somewhere in Newfoundland for acting in a drunken manner when in fact he was as sober as a church-going granny. Rumour also has it that it's a serious crime there to do just that.

We'll try and stay up on any developing news regarding his whereabouts and rumoured incarceration. this could get interesting to say the least...